Cain't Do Nothing With Love


Read by Ellen Morris Prewitt

(5 stars; 2 reviews)

Love is connecting with the man in the maroon Bonneville who killed your Big Naked Guy. Love is responding to grief by inviting the Devil into your home. Love is finding yourself sitting Zen in an Elk’s Lodge. Love is learning your mom is boinking a dude in a squirrel costume.

The quirky characters in Cain’t Do Nothing with Love get themselves in the worst pickles, thanks to love . . . can love get them out? Join them as they travel the wandering, unpredictable path of love.

Nine of the fourteen stories in Cain’t Do Nothing with Love have been previously published in literary journals, such as Arkansas Review, Gulf Coast Literary Journal, Southern Women’s Review. Several have won regional or national contests. You will note, the stories carry a Southern theme. Many are humorous.

The stories also carry a message—doesn’t all good writing? If the message resonates with you, or you just like the story, feel free to click on the Charities page and follow the accompanying links. Do not feel you must make a donation—this is purely optional, at your discretion, take it or leave it.


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Chapters

Lucky Critters Read by Ellen Morris Prewitt
Rollerblader for Jesus Read by Ellen Morris Prewitt
Ain't No Commies 'Round Here Read by Ellen Morris Prewitt
Just Now Read by Ellen Morris Prewitt
Baby Dog, Peewee Ned, and the Devil's Naked Butt Read by Ellen Morris Prewitt
Drunk at the FoodLand Again Read by Ellen Morris Prewitt
It Does No Good Whatsoever to Stay Bitter Read by Ellen Morris Prewitt
Superman at the Manor Read by Ellen Morris Prewitt
A Trip to the Lawyer Read by Ellen Morris Prewitt
Gift of the Elephant Read by Ellen Morris Prewitt
Show the Clothes Read by Ellen Morris Prewitt
Pocketbook Syndrome Read by Ellen Morris Prewitt
Full Moon Walk Read by Ellen Morris Prewitt
Squiggles the Squirrel Read by Ellen Morris Prewitt

Reviews


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Prewitt creates uniquely colorful characters rooted in the southern landscape with a cauldron of sometimes raucous, sometimes whimsical, but always right-on humor. She captures the human condition that knows no geographic boundary.


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This book is not something I would usually go for but I gave it a chance and I was agreably surprised. I thought the stories would be overly sweet and preachy but it's not what the author went for. They are at the same time funny, snarky and touching. Don't ...


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I was so blown away by Ellen Morris Prewitt's writing that I bought a bunch of CDs and gave them away for Christmas presents. She has a voice that walks in the room and tells you a thing or two. Colorful, true and heartfelt. So glad to have discovered this ...


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A wonderfully unique view of life in the South in which Ellen Morris Prewitt illuminates our human frailties in a very entertaining manner, this collection of stories is well worth the listener's time.


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This is a great collection of wonderfully written stories, each a little different but always meaningful. I'd love to hear/read more from Ellen Morris Prewit.


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