The United States of Air: a Satire


Read by J.M. Porup

(3.6 stars; 9 reviews)

The National Sewer Agency is spying on people's toilets, looking for food terrorists...

Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in America. He believes in eating air. He struggles to get the food monkey off his back. As part of the Global War on Fat, his job is to put food terrorists in Fat Camp.

When a pizza dealer gets whacked in the park across the street from the Thin House, the Prophet Jones himself asks Frolick to investigate. For the first time ever, Frolick solves a murder--but what he finds out shakes his faith.

Will he ever be able to eat air again?

Be sure not to miss Chapters 13 1/2, 17 5/8, and 27 98/100!


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Chapters

USofAir 01 Read by J.M. Porup
USofAir 02 Read by J.M. Porup
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USofAir 13 Read by J.M. Porup
USofAir 13 1/2 Read by J.M. Porup
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USofAir 15 Read by J.M. Porup
USofAir 16 Read by J.M. Porup
USofAir 17 Read by J.M. Porup
USofAir 17 5/8 Read by J.M. Porup
USofAir 18 Read by J.M. Porup
USofAir 19 Read by J.M. Porup
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USofAir 21 Read by J.M. Porup
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USofAir 24 Read by J.M. Porup
USofAir 25 Read by J.M. Porup
USofAir 26 Read by J.M. Porup
USofAir 27 Read by J.M. Porup
USofAir 27 98/100 Read by J.M. Porup
USofAir 28 Read by J.M. Porup
USofAir Author's Note Read by J.M. Porup

Reviews


(0 stars)

That was truly weird, an entertaining listen while I cleaned toilets for two days.I gotra say that your voice made me picture Emo Phillips doing the resding sometimes.

fantastic


(5 stars)

wow great book! great concept the Author did a great job reading as well!

one of the best of modern satires


(4.5 stars)

Incredibly wacky, such an enjoyable listen!


(0 stars)

Really enjoyed this book, weird satire but entertaining