Goops and How to Be Them


Read by LittlePeanut

(3.4 stars; 5 reviews)

Let me introduce a Race
Void of Beauty and of Grace,
Extraordinary Creatures
With a Paucity of Features.
Though their Forms are fashioned ill,
They have Manners stranger still;
For in Rudeness they're Precocious,
They're Atrocious, they're Ferocious!
Yet you'll learn, if you are Bright,
Politeness from the Impolite.
When you've finished with the Book,
At your Conduct take a Look;
Ask yourself, upon the Spot,
Are you Goop, or are you Not?
For, although it's Fun to See them
It is Terrible to Be them! - Summary by Gelett Burgess (0 hr 19 min)

Reviews

lovely book. this book is my new lullaby


(5 stars)

I don't read text

negative girl😎


(1.5 stars)

So weird I absolutely hated it🤬