Grimm Tales Made Gay


Read by LibriVox Volunteers

(2.4 stars; 6 reviews)

A comic rendering in verse of well-loved Fairy Tales of the Brothers Grimm, each ending with a moral and full of puns. The titles of the tales themselves make another verse.(Summary by Annise) (1 hr 6 min)

Chapters

01 - How the Babes in the Wood Showed They Couldn’t be Beaten 2:32 Read by Patrick Barringer
02 - How Fair Cinderella Disposed of Her Shoe 2:59 Read by Patrick Barringer
03 - How Little Red Riding Hood Came to be Eaten 3:06 Read by Patrick Barringer
04 - How the Fatuous Wish of a Peasant Came True 3:00 Read by Patrick Barringer
05 - How Hop o'my Thumb got rid of an Onus 3:01 Read by Joseph Finkberg
06 - How the Helpmate of Blue Beard made free with a door 3:21 Read by Joseph Finkberg
07 - How Rumplestilz Held Out in Vain for a Bonus 3:15 Read by Joseph Finkberg
08 - How Jack Made the Giants Uncommonly Sore 2:40 Read by Joseph Finkberg
09 - How Rudeness and Kindness Were Justly Rewarded 4:07 Read by Joseph Finkberg
10 - How Beauty Contrived to Get Square with the Beast 3:07 Read by Joseph Finkberg
11 - How a Fair One no Hope to His Highness Accorded 3:35 Read by Joseph Finkberg
12 - How Thomas a Maid from a Dragon Released 3:41 Read by Joseph Finkberg
13 - How a Beauty was Waked and Her Suitor was Suited 4:02 Read by Joseph Finkberg
14 - How Jack Found that Beans May go Back on a Chap 3:26 Read by Joseph Finkberg
15 - How a Cat Was Annoyed and a Poet Was Booted 3:48 Read by Mark F. Smith
16 - How Much Fortunatus Could Do with a Cap 3:51 Read by Mark F. Smith
17 - How a Princess Was Wooed from Habitual Sadness 3:30 Read by Mark F. Smith
18 - How a Girl was too Reckless of Grammar by Far 3:30 Read by Mark F. Smith
19 - How the Peaceful Aladdin Gave Way to His Madness 3:12 Read by Mark F. Smith
20 - How a Fisherman Corked up His Foe in a Jar - Envoi 3:03 Read by Mark F. Smith

Reviews

Not my type of hype


(3 stars)

If you like poetry and prose, you might like this. I found it impossible to follow the story due to all the rhyming. I just didn't get it. I might try again at a later date when I am walking or something, but listening to this while at work was definitely a no-go. The reader was excellent, I just didn't care for the story style.

Good idea, poor reading


(1.5 stars)

the idea was great, however, the reading wasn't great and could've been much better. Reader could have spoken clearer, slower, and paid more attention to volume arrangements. Also, the word eaten should be pronounced just as it is spelled. The reader pronounced is as, "ee - in".

Fucking Retarded


(1 stars)

This evil goat lovers presentation of sheer fucking nonsense is a perfect example of all that is wrong with the world today. It is bad enough that this trash was even thought to be worthy of doing, but the rapid spewing and ebonics used by the fruitcake involved should be available only for God's chosen degenerates and their pet chimps.