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The United States of Air: a Satire

Gelesen von J.M. Porup

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The National Sewer Agency is spying on people's toilets, looking for food terrorists...

Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in America. He believes in eating air. He struggles to get the food monkey off his back. As part of the Global War on Fat, his job is to put food terrorists in Fat Camp.

When a pizza dealer gets whacked in the park across the street from the Thin House, the Prophet Jones himself asks Frolick to investigate. For the first time ever, Frolick solves a murder--but what he finds out shakes his faith.

Will he ever be able to eat air again?

Be sure not to miss Chapters 13 1/2, 17 5/8, and 27 98/100!


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USofAir 01

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USofAir 02

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USofAir 03

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USofAir 27 98/100

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USofAir 28

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USofAir Author's Note

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Bewertungen

(0 Sterne)

That was truly weird, an entertaining listen while I cleaned toilets for two days.I gotra say that your voice made me picture Emo Phillips doing the resding sometimes.

fantastic

(5 Sterne)

wow great book! great concept the Author did a great job reading as well!

one of the best of modern satires

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Incredibly wacky, such an enjoyable listen!

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Really enjoyed this book, weird satire but entertaining