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Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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Some men write their lives to save themselves from ennui, careless of the amount they inflict on their readers.
Others write their personal history, lest some kind friend should survive them, and, in showing off his own talent, unwittingly show them up.
Others, again, write their own life from a different motive—from fear that the vampires of literature might make it their prey.
I have frequently had applications to write my life, both from my countrymen and from foreigners. Some caterers for the public offered to pay me for it. Others required that I should pay them for its insertion; others offered to insert it without charge. One proposed to give me a quarter of a column gratis, and as many additional lines of eloge as I chose to write and pay for at ten-pence per line. To many of these I sent a list of my works, with the remark that they formed the best life of an author; but nobody cared to insert them.
I have no desire to write my own biography, as long as I have strength and means to do better work.
The remarkable circumstances attending those Calculating Machines, on which I have spent so large a portion of my life, make me wish to place on record some account of their past history. As, however, such a work would be utterly uninteresting to the greater part of my countrymen, I thought it might be rendered less unpalatable by relating some of my experience amongst various classes of society, widely differing from each other, in which I have occasionally mixed.
This volume does not aspire to the name of an autobiography. It relates a variety of isolated circumstances in which I have taken part—some of them arranged in the order of time, and others grouped together in separate chapters, from similarity of subject.
The selection has been made in some cases from the importance of the matter. In others, from the celebrity of the persons concerned ; whilst several of them furnish interesting illustrations of human character. - Summary by From the Preface (15 hr 28 min)

Chapters

Dedication and Preface

3:39

Read by Lynne T

My Ancestors

10:04

Read by Lynne T

Childhood

17:10

Read by amitsharma

Boyhood

13:49

Read by amitsharma

Cambridge

30:15

Read by Kathleen Moore

Difference Engine No. 1 Part 1

28:06

Read by realisticspeakers

Difference Engine No. 1 Part 2

29:39

Read by realisticspeakers

Statement relative to the Difference Engine, drawn up by the late Sir H. Nicola…

54:10

Read by Ellies

Difference Engine No. 2

28:34

Read by Ellies

Of the Analytical Engine Part 1

34:48

Read by Chris Cartwright

Of the Analytical Engine Part 2

29:00

Read by Availle

Of the Mechanical Notation

9:25

Read by Availle

The Exhibition of 1862

38:14

Read by Lynne T

The Late Prince Consort

8:14

Read by Lynne T

Recollections of the Duke of Wellington

24:24

Read by Kathleen Moore

Recollections of Wollaston, Davy, and Rogers

17:55

Read by Lynne T

Recollections of Laplace, Biot, and Humboldt

20:26

Read by Gillian Hendrie

Experience by Water

13:13

Read by Stephen Harvey

Experience by Fire

25:16

Read by Stephen Harvey

Experience Amongst Workmen

8:04

Read by Stephen Harvey

Picking Locks and Deciphering

17:31

Read by Jon Scott Jones

Experience in St. Giles’s

16:35

Read by Jon Scott Jones

Theatrical Experience

15:06

Read by Jon Scott Jones

Electioneering Experience

29:50

Read by Thomas Trask

Scene from a New After-Piece

31:51

Read by Richard Garifo

Experience at Courts

10:46

Read by ChadH94

Experience at Courts

31:08

Read by Jane Bennett

Railways

38:51

Read by Stephen Harvey

Street Nuisances

42:53

Read by Stephen Harvey

Wit

16:11

Read by Dale Grothmann

Hints for Travellers

29:18

Read by Colleen McMahon

Miracles

22:31

Read by ClaudiaSterngucker

Religion

21:07

Read by Kathleen Moore

A Vision

32:23

Read by Kathleen Moore

Various Reminiscences

17:04

Read by Kathleen Moore

The Author’s Cont­ri­bu­tions to Human Knowledge

22:30

Read by William Allan Jones

The Author’s further Cont­ri­bu­tions to Human Knowledge Part 1

32:00

Read by William Allan Jones

The Author’s further Cont­ri­bu­tions to Human Knowledge Part 2

31:57

Read by William Allan Jones

Results of Science

16:05

Read by Thomas Trask

Agreeable Recollections

8:02

Read by Dale Grothmann