Make Mine Homogenized (Version 2)


Read by Jeanie

(4.4 stars; 19 reviews)

Just sixty miles from ground zero in Nevada there lies Circle T Ranch run by Hetty Thompson the owner, Barney Hatfield the farmhand, and Johnny Culpepper the assistant manager. It was just another ordinary ranch until, that is, the two cows and the rooster hit the nuclear jackpot.
(Introduction by Jeanie1914) (1 hr 53 min)

Chapters

01 - Sixty Miles from Ground Zero 10:21 Read by Jeanie
02 - Animal Husbandry and Ranch Management 10:29 Read by Jeanie
03 - Running on Sally's Milk 9:47 Read by Jeanie
04 - A Strange, Pungent Odor 10:20 Read by Jeanie
05 - An Earth-Shaking Explosion 13:45 Read by Jeanie
06 - Different. So What? 14:21 Read by Jeanie
07 - An Omelet fit for a hog 9:09 Read by Jeanie
08 - A Worm's eye Point of View 11:38 Read by Jeanie
09 - The Second Problem 12:43 Read by Jeanie
10 - Meanwhile 11:05 Read by Jeanie

Reviews

Unusual story


(4 stars)

A freak accident leads a cow and some chickens at a ranch to start giving off milk and eggs that pack a powerful punch. Of course, the government gets involved... and I'll leave it there. This seems a bit of a satire of the space race between Russia and the US and what might happen if animals were exposed to radiation. It also shows how things usually work out when a gift is exploited. The reader is well-suited to this story; her Southern drawl fits well. The recordings had a few issues, but overall it was good.

Good story


(5 stars)

Humorous, it's NOT an anti-nuke message. I wish it would've been 4x longer. Plain good entertainment.


(4 stars)

a strange story but it is made very entertaining by a wonderful reader.

Great Reader!!


(5 stars)

Unusual book. And the reader’s voice is perfect for the story.